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Taken by Lee Balterman at her suburban Park Ridge, Illinois, home in the summer of 1969, the black and white images of the U.S. Secretary of State show her wearing. One of them starts gnawing on the other's arm. Too crazy for Boy's Town; too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. George Stephanopoulos: . President, sir, people are becoming a bit.. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. Kodos: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. But what are you going to do about it?! It's a two- party system; you have to vote for one of us! Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job? I've never been to a place like that before.. Now you know how it feels! Homer: Thank you, come again! Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Homer: . I have the doomsday device. You have 7. 2 hours to deliver the gold or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this. I want to take a chance. Scorpio: . Bont: So do you expect me to talk? Scorpio: I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a cheap funeral. Scorpio: If you wanna kill someone on the way out. It would help me out a lot. Boxing causes brain damage. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge.. Where's the doctor?! Dr. Nick Riviera: Kill him! To me you will always be a loser now, take your check for $1. What state? Conductor: This train going to- -. Burns: You're what, selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Out with it! Larry: Well Mr. Burns is shocked, Larry looks at his foot. You got a paper towel? Mr. Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt. Smithers: With pleasure, sir. Larry: Wow this is some party. If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out. Larry: Me and Pops, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle! Larry: Oh, we've got to find a place to hide. Homer: The abandoned warehouse! Inside, people are busily working! Stupid economic recovery. Larry: Wow! This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet. The food ain't great, but the portions are terrific. Give my regards to Mrs. Boyardee. Larry: Hey, I got a wife an' kids. I told 'em I was going out for coffee. They're probably wondering where I am. Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: . Hibbert: Julius! Slide of Chief Wiggum. Mrs. Wiggum: Clancy! Slide of Skinner. Chalmers: Skinner? Agnes: Seymour! Seymour: Mother.. Slide of Patty. Selma: (off- screen) Patty? Slide of Cletus. Brandine: Cletus! Slide of Barney, to which nobody reacts. Moe: .. Barney. Slide of Chief Wiggum. Mrs. Wiggum: Clancy! Chief Wiggum: Hey, come on, you did me twice. Slide of Smithers. Mr. Burns: Smithers? Smithers: My.. Why with all the gangs, and the drugs. Homer: Oh yea drugs, drugs, ya gotta have drugs. We'll comp him tonight and start a tab tomorrow. Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kwik- E- Mart. And nobody would care. But the heart and soul of Springfield's inn. Our Maison Derri. Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea! Quimby: Come on now, you were working here. Abe/Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun since March of 1. Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted. Jimbo/Dolph/Kearney: We just heard this place existeeeeed! Showgirls: We're the highlights in your hairdo. Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu. Showgirls: So don't take the (BWONG!!)Men: We won't take the (VUUEH!!)Everyone: Yes, let's be the (DON!!)In Springfieeeeeld!(SPLAT!! EHURP!!)Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. If you want to join me, fine. Mind your own business! Homer: Keep it down in there! Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Nelson: Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up. Milhouse: Aren't you gonna say, . My divorce was tough on my kid . I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer: The one down the hall. Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Kirk: Oh. Yeah. Kirk: You're letting me go? Cracker Co. Foreman: Kirk, crackers are a family food - happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without. Kirk: So that's it, after twenty years, . Foreman: I don't recall saying, . Dewey Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word . I was laughing at something outside. Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Class: Lisa likes Nelson! Milhouse: She does not! Class: Milhouse likes Lisa! Janey: He does not! Class: Janey likes Milhouse! Uter: She does not! Class: Uter likes Milhouse. Mr. Dewey Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!(Milhouse passes Lisa's note to Nelson in class)Nelson: (reads the note) . We had to pack his ears with gauze. Marge: Well most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man, but those women are quitters. Lisa: What? Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person. Lisa: Mom..? Marge: He's a whole new person, Lisa.(Lisa and Nelson have their first kiss)Lisa: (in her mind) My first kiss! I always wondered what it would be like! Nelson: (in his mind) This oughta shut her up! You kissed a girl! Jimbo: That is so gay!(Homer finds his autodialer shot up)Homer: Hey, who shot my autodialer? Otherwise, I got no case and you go scot- free.(After catching Skinner and Chalmers near his car)Kearney: HEY, GETS YOUR HANDS OFF MY CAR.(Skinner and Chalmers makes a run for it.)? I've always been good. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I.. I. I feel like I wanna yell out, but I just can't dang- darn- diddly- darn- dang- ding- dong- diddly- darned do it! A lens snaps off, and Ned sighs again, and puts them on. Gotta be nice, hostiddly- iddly- diddly- diddly.. Aw, hell- diddly- ding- dong- crap! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!!!! And everyone here tried their best. Ned: Well, my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooood intentions. Bart: Hey, back off, man! Ned: Ooh, okay, dude, I wouldn't want you to have a cow, man. Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years: . Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything. Ned: ? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of. MALLOMARS! Krusty: . The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. What's going on? Ned: . What was the third thing you said? I'd like to commit myself. Nurse: Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming? Ned: Ooh, kicking and screaming, please. Nurse: As you wish. Topwise! Marge: Now I remember why I'd put this down here in the first place. Jay Sherman: It stinks! It stinks! Doctor: Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks. Foster: The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too well. You became unable to express any anger at all. From that point on, any time you felt angry, you could only respond with a string of nonsensical jabbering. Ned: Well, I'll be darn- diddly- aren't. Dr. Foster: That's the stuff. You suppressed your rage for so long, it finally erupted as a massive public explosion. Back in Foster's previous office, he confronts Ned's parents who are seeking his help. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop? Mr. Flanders: We can't do it, man! That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go ! We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks! Dr. Foster: You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's anger. Mrs. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas. Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You might even say, I hate the post office. That felt good. Bart: ! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go. But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking? Man: This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir. Now if you don't want the sofa, I'll have to ask you to leave. Homer: And that talking coyote was just a talking dog. Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soul mate. Homer: Wait a minute, there's no such thing as a talking dog! Dog: Woof! Woof! Homer: Damn straight. Don't you remember what happened last year? I'm a puffy pink cloud. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? Now our story begins on a Friday morning in a little town called Springfield.. Wiseguy: Sorry, Donkey Kong, you're just not a draw anymore.! Don't hurt me! Alien: Don't be afraid. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. What's the point of this test? Scully: No point. I just figured he could stand to lose some weight. Mulder: . It's like a lava lamp. Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien! Bart: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network. Bart: . Nimoy, we still have 1. Leonard Nimoy: Oh.. You get all the equipment and know- how you need, plus a familiar brand- name people trust. You'll be on a rocket- ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for Royce Mc. Cutcheon! Homer: No deal Mc. Cutcheon, that moon money is mine!?
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